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TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER : Wh! at a pair of strange socks you arewearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher
haha cute boi (:
Saturday, July 31, 2004
alone* in the rain;
.muh friendster I.
.muh friendster II.
.muh friendster III.
.quizzes.
.st0ries of advices.
[ .d e s i g n e r. ]
sweet-innocence*
[ .w i s h i n g fo r. ]
good grades | straighter & thinner hair
study psychology
watch the sunrise with my love | more pink stuffs
more chocs | continue on my piano
more cutie stuffs
shopping spree in hk | new hp
world peace | lesser orphans
sum1 to acc me to see a whole field of lavender flowers!! | acc me to watch fireworks
to get jolin's concert tix | go to the beach at night fer a walk
Happy always (:
I am an idealist. Everything i picture is perfect. i lurve pink too.
[ .i m p er fe c t. ]
Hypocrites | Backstabbers
Betrayers | Despoz
Liars | Bengz & Lianz
People using vulgar | Smokers
CATS | Big dogs
War | Boredom
Flirts | Maligners
Crybabies | Irritating
Ppl who don't listen when ppl's talking[rude] | Snobbish
Shallow ppl | Cowards
Proud | Bossy ppl
Badmouther |Act innocent
Ppl who are jealous of others' studies or sports
Stubborn | Break promise
Blabbermouth | two-sided ppl
criticises ppl | do things without thinking
thinks highly of themselves
I'm different. I dare not think about what will happen cos I believe that somethings meant to be, will be.
i'm nort interested in having
any relationships now.. i'm always slacking. But I am not immune to the winds of change either.
My previous relationship ended because of some differences.
But a part of me still wonders what might have happened if we had decided to stick it out.
When I mentioned this to friends,
some said this brought up another probable cause for so many short-lived relationships:
the burgeoning independence of the modern-day woman. My emotional nature and intellectual powers,
i knew them jolly well.. When i have to put up with mean and hateful people,
i would just think of them as sandpaper,
they may scratch me, rub me the wrong way, but eventually you will end up with smooth and polished.
and fer the sandpaper, its just going to be worn out and ugly. I like being pampered
and i'm a shoppaholic. I hate ma lazee cells & i want to spice up ma life.
Through the contemplation of things.... the on-goings in my life... the things that put me through...
the pressure, the stress I had to deal with ... was kinda tormenting for me. There's school to worry bout' ...
it hasn't been smooth sailing... there's ma social life... the infinity of complications.
that's mae. that's lim.shi.hui ...


